There are lots and lots of cats living around our apartment complex. I discovered today that they aren’t actually cats. They are rodents, wearing cat suits. They dart here and there so you can’t see them. If you leave the door or the window open, they try to come inside and eat your food. They cluster around the crazy cat man and beg him for food. I have never seen cats act so rodent-like. It’s disgusting.
Sorry if this causes distress to cat admirers.