Maybe you know this already: I faint a lot, often without a good reason.
Today was the first time I have ever fainted in a workplace. I twisted my ankle on the wheelie bit of my swivel chair as I was sitting down. I yelled out in pain and my head started swimming. Then I woke up on the office floor with a splitting headache and my co-workers huddled over. I had fainted onto my face. It is pretty much the most embarassing thing ever to happen to me at work.
Now I have carpet burns on my nose, lip and chin, and one my teeth is slightly chipped. And tomorrow my nose may start bruising. Ugh. I hope it doesn’t turn purple. It’s hard enough explaining why I have carpet burn on my face.